Saturday, April 26, 2008

Things that are difficult to say when drunk ...

Got this from a listener and had to pass it on ...


THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
 1. Innovative
 2. Preliminary
 3. Proliferation
 4. Cinnamon

 THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
 1. Specificity
 2. Anti-constitutionalistically
 3. Passive-aggressive disorder
 4. Transubstantiate

 THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
 1. No thanks, I'm married.
 2. Nope, no more booze for me!
 3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
 4. Taco Bell?  No thanks, I'm not hungry.
 5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
 6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
 7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
 8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no  
coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!
 9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking  
lot or on the side of the road.
 10. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.